Get vaccinated, wear your masks, keep social distancing, wash your hands, and if you get COVID and don’t require hospitalization, then please self-isolate for two weeks. Yes, I understand that might be a financial hardship for some, but if you expose someone to coronavirus (the elderly, the immunocompromised, etc) who gets deathly ill, that’s not cool either. The only way we get through this is together, and by looking out for each other.
I would like to make it clear this isn’t conspiracy. The CDC outright states that the shortening to 5 days is about keeping workers working more
Rules: choose one picture from your camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality then tag 5 people.
This was actually difficult as there are about a million photos of my cats. 😄 but I think I finally found one which is a pretty good summation. thanks for the tags @shywhitemoose & @obi-wkenobi!
They’re called “Home Grown” figurines and I used to admire them all the time in whatever stores carried them. You’re all missing some of the very coolest:
Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
Criminal charges
Hey hey hey HEY
He’s been CRAWLING INTO THE BOTTOM CABINETS to TEAR OPEN THE INSTANT POTATOES and EAT BAGS AND BAGS OF THEM I’m livid but also impressed.
Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.
He’s not playing with it
He’s eating it.
I can tell because the bags are nearly empty except for a few small clumps.
I knew he loves mashed potatoes. I just didn’t know the extent he’d go to to get them.
We had him tested and in the course of that vet visit he stole
6 tips
3 of the ear light cover things
Our other cats collar
the ear bud of the vets stethoscope 
several hearts
a plastic glove
the vet techs hair tie
Also yeah he’s fine he just likes to steal
Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff
This is his ledge
His ledge is taller then my husband who is 6’2”
I am 5’5”
I have to get the step ladder out once a week and see what Orange Sherbert has taken to his ledge for safe keeping. It’s usually the remote.
Narratively speaking, ending this saga with the reveal that his name is Orange Sherbert was a masterstroke.
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